meme'd by John Green, the author whose books we buy because of his sexy glasses.

Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search. "Caroline needs to loose some goddamn weight" (wow, I love this meme already...);"Caroline needs a graceful way out"; "Caroline needs to be committed" (this one wins).


Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search. "Caroline looks like she is thinking hard about something and is in very deep thought." ; "Caroline looks like Kate Bosworth" (I wish I looked like someone who was engaged to Orlando Bloom...); "Caroline looks like her mother" (heh. I probably look more like Kate Bosworth).



Type in "[your name] says" in Google search. "Caroline says I'm just a toy, she needs a man not just a boy" ( 'Caroline Says' is a song by Lou Reed, and apparently a pretty popular one, because I can't find myself saying anything else for about four pages); "Caroline says she can't help but be mean" (okay, this is still from the song, I just like the quote better. I quit).



Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search. "Caroline wants to go home"; "Caroline wants coffee" (pssh, yes); "Caroline wants to marry this guy!!!"; "Caroline wants Ridge to admit he's still in love with her"



Type in "[your name] does" in Google search. "Caroline does her impression of Cousin It" (ha); "Caroline does not shy away from the difficult and dark issues of life and I wouldn't want her to. There is a vibrancy and truth to her..." (I wish this was about me!); "Why do you think Caroline does not share her anger and resentment with William?" (Creepy.)



Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search. "Caroline hates liars and television"; "Caroline hates having her nails clipped"; "Caroline hates me!! How will I win back her love??" (Public serenades are generally the best method); "Caroline hates valentines" (No! I don't hate Chloe! Or the cards themselves! Just the day. Which would be Valentine's).



Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search. "Caroline asks a rhetorical question and, surprise, suprise, gets an answer"; "Caroline asks Braden to teach her how to seduce Hurst."



Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search. "Caroline likes vodka in her cereal" (that reminds me of ambrosia in Looking For Alaska); "Caroline likes to make her turkey eat people's eyeballs"



ype in "[your name] eats " in Google search. "Caroline eats another marshmallow"


Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search. "Caroline wears clothes" (wow). "Caroline wears a permanent grimace."; "Caroline wears Wally's clothes" (Oh, dear. Puke).



Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search. "Caroline was arrested for conning a series of men out of thousands of pounds";



Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search. "Caroline loves her some tree" (Got that right);